Eagle London ★ 4.6
£VauxhallThu 20:00-02:00, Fri-Sat 21:00-04:00, Sun 20:00-03:00, Mon-Wed closed
The Kennington Lane gay bar established in 2004 is home to Horse Meat Disco on Sundays, the long-running global disco residency that defines what Vauxhall sounds like at 3am.
Tip: Sunday Horse Meat Disco is the night, not Saturdays. Get there by 22:00 or queue down the road.
Two Brewers ★ 4.4
££ClaphamMon-Tue 17:00-01:00, Wed 17:00-02:00, Thu-Fri 17:00-02:00, Sat 17:00-04:00, Sun 16:00-02:00
The Clapham High Street double-room bar and cabaret club is the south London institution, with nightly drag shows in the front room and a club floor in the back that runs until 4am at weekends.
Tip: The Friday and Saturday late shows are the draw, get a wristband for the back room before midnight.
She Soho ★ 4.4
££SohoMon-Thu 17:00-23:30, Fri-Sat 17:00-00:30, Sun 17:00-23:00
The Old Compton Street basement is the only dedicated lesbian bar on the Soho strip, run by Ku Bar with a vaulted basement sound system and a calendar of community nights for women and non-binary people.
Tip: Wednesday Butch Please and the weekend basement parties are the regular highlights, the upstairs bar is the chat room.
Brilliant Corners ★ 4.8
££DalstonWed-Thu 18:00-23:30, Fri-Sat 18:00-00:30, Sun 18:00-23:00
The 2013 Kingsland Road room founded by Amit and Aneesh Patel is the original London listening bar, built around a horn-loaded vinyl-only sound system and a Japanese-influenced izakaya menu.
Tip: Bookings open six weeks ahead, the bar stools take walk-ins. Sundays are the quietest, the playing is at its most adventurous.
Spiritland ★ 4.7
££King's CrossMon-Thu 17:00-00:00, Fri 17:00-01:00, Sat 12:00-01:00, Sun 12:00-23:00
The 2016 King's Cross flagship with a custom Living Voice sound system and a programme of guest selectors built the audiophile-bar template that is now copied across the country.
Tip: The Friday all-night selector sessions are bookable, the standard evening is walk-in. Sit on the velvet bench, the speakers are aimed at it.
mu ★ 4.6
£££DalstonWed-Thu 18:00-23:30, Fri-Sat 18:00-00:30, Sun 18:00-23:00
The Kingsland Road sister room to Brilliant Corners from the Patel brothers and Giant Steps adds live performance to the listening-bar formula, with a Japanese-leaning food menu and a tight gig calendar.
Tip: The Wednesday and Sunday live sets are the most adventurous, weekends lean to DJs. Bookings open three weeks out.